hallowed;
He is the grand
optimist,
I am the world's poor pessimist
you give him burdensome times and he will escape unscarred

kane:

summary if you dont follow wwe on one show there big thing is that theres a seven foot tall man whos tamed multiple trucks other large vehicles and single handedly won the tag titles with a 10 year old he abducted from the crowd at wrestlemania who dishes out justice by throwing people through tables and and the other shows big story is that the redneck champion keeps getting whacked in his pee pee by the coolest motherfucker on the planet



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